Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Screwed.edu
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
