we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
Randomize
