We won't sleep together?
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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