So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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