I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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