I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
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