He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Thank you for not boning my boss.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
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