I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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