Got a toothbrush?
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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