we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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