The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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