Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
Randomize
