Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
I didn't shave. On purpose
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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