there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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