try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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