the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
Randomize
