Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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