Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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