And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
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