I want to make a zoo with you.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
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