I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Randomize
