Non-Jews are for practice
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
We just shotgunned beers for America
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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