Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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