Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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