That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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