I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
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