I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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