Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
Randomize
