they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
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