I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
tell me about the eggs
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