I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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