There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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