I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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