Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
only if we run a train.
done.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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