he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
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