I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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