what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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