Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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