he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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