That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Randomize
