what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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