I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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