I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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