Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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