I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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