i permit you to call me
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
My liver just had a heart attack.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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