Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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