is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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