I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
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