when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
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