and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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