Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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