# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
P.S. I can't hear my feet
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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