giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
I love you.
Bad choice
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