drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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