69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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