I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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