wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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