guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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